Skit
Released
November 20, 2020
Format
CD, digital download, streaming
"Skit " is a skit by BTS . It was released on November 20, 2020 and appears as the fourth track for their seventh mini album BE
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RM Jin SUGA j-hope Jimin V Jung Kook All
축하드립니다! 빌보드 가수 1위가수 입장! 아 1위가수, 1위가수로 불러 주시다니. 아유, 생일도 축하하고 아 그래요 아 넌 생일날 빌보드 1위 그거 한다? 그러니까, 생일 선물 제대로 받았네 그러니까요 선물이 필요 없겠네 정국이 약간 이거는 뭐, 말도 안 돼, 말이 안 돼 그치 필요없지, 각자의 선물해 줬다 빌보드 1위가 선물이지 뭐, 최고의 선물을 받았네요, 내 인생에서. 오늘 딱 공식적으로 뜨는가, 9월1일? 오늘 난 겹경사다 진짜 목요일날 뜰 걸 아마? 공식적인 차트에서? 토요일날인가 그렇다는데요 아이고 죄송합니다 방탄소년단 빌보드 1위 가수 너 늦게 아 죄송합니다. 화장실 갔다왔어 가지고. 슈가 한마디 하세요 *Beep* 기가 막힌 소감이었습니다, 예 아 빌보드 1위가수한테 이렇게 해도 돼? 자리도 없고 아이고 형 앞선 1위 가수 여섯 명이 앉아있어요 건강이 좋아졌다 다들 어땠어요 어제? 어제 저 침착하게 일찍 자가지고 건강에 좋더라구 나도 늦게 자는 편이어가지고 나도 남준이 보내준거 보고 바로 한 병 깐 다음에 드링킹하고 잤다 아니 톡방에 제가 — 난 한 숨도 못 잤어 아니 제가 뜨자마자 보냈는데 반응이 없어 다들! 아이고 울고 있어서 — "자고있어?" 이러면서 — 그때 울고 있어서 미안 나는 오늘 뜨는지 솔직히 몰랐어요 나도 근데 난 화요일날이 나는 오늘인줄 몰랐어, 날짜개념이 없으니까 시차가, 시차 때문에 나는 오늘 저녁에 뜨는 줄 알았어요 그래 나도. 나도 오늘 오후 1시반에 뜰 줄 알았어. 근데 "그랬으면 좋겠다" 하고 있었는데 갑자기 은퇴하고 싶어졌지? 지금 발표해 은퇴식 스킷으로? 레전드다 죽을 때까지 음악 할라고 종신산업, 종신산업 뭐, 한잔 할거예요? 뭐 어떡해요 끝나고 뭐 한잔 해야지 끝나고 짧고 빠르게 마셔보자 짧게 한잔 하자, 좋을 것 같고 하지만 빌보드 1위 가수는 오안취를 막지 못했다 오안취? 어 안무해야지 짧게하고 끝내자 오늘 할거 뭐예요? 했던 것들 아 "DNA" 하고 "No More Dream," "No More Dream." 아, "No More Dream" 그만하지. 여러분, 걱정 마십시오! 아니야, 우리 초심 찾기 프로젝트 한거지. 1위한 순간에서 No More Dream 연습한다 초심 같은 소리하고 있네! 아니, 얼마나 멋있어요 형. 빌보드 1위 가수가 딱 그날 데뷔 곡을 연습한다. 와 진짜 나 형 그거 형 그거 가사로 써요 '난 오늘도 "No More Dream"을 연습했지!' 그것도 웃기긴하다 1위한 날에 연습하는 거. 재밌는데? 진짜 연습해야돼용! 오 나 아침에 일어나가지고 계속 뉴스를 보면서 야 진짜 난 못 잤어 근데 진짜 대단하다. 여러분 진짜 대단하십니다! 여러분 대단합니다 여러분들 에이 뭐가 대단해요 빌보드 1위 가수 된거 여러분 대단해요 아 진짜 공연 너무 하고 싶다 이거보니까 홉아 이런게 행복 아닐까? *Fade Out*
Chughadeulibnida! Bilbodeu gasu 1wigasu ipjang! A 1wigasu, 1wigasuro bulleo jusidani. Ayu, saengildo chukahago A geuraeyo A neon saengillal bilbodeu 1wi geugeo handa? Geureonikka, saengil seonmul jedaero badanne Geureonikkayo Seonmuri pillyo eopgenne jeonggugi Yakgan igeoneun mwo, maldo an dwae, mari an dwae Geuchi pillyoeopji, gakjaui seonmulhae jwotda Bilbodeu 1wiga seonmuriji mwo, choegoui seonmureul badanneyo, nae insaengeseo. Oneul ttak gongsikjeogeuro tteuneunga, 9wol1il? Oneul nan gyeopgyeongsada jinjja Mongnyoillal tteul geol ama? gongsikjeogin chateueseo? Toyoillaringa geureotaneundeyo Aigo Joesonghamnida bangtansonyeondan bilbodeu 1wi gasu neo neutge A joesonghamnida. hwajangsil gatdawasseo gajigo. SUGA hanmadi haseyo *Beep* Giga makin sogamieotseumnida, ye A bilbodeu 1wigasuhante ireoke haedo dwae? jarido eopgo aigo Hyeong apseon 1wi gasu yeoseot myeongi anjaisseoyo Geongangi joajyeotda Dadeul eottaesseoyo eoje? eoje jeo chimchakage iljjik jagajigo Geongange joteoragu Nado neutge janeun pyeonieogajigo Nado namjuni bonaejungeo bogo baro han byeong kkan daeume deuringkinghago jatda Ani tokbange jega Nan han sumdo mot jasseo Ani jega tteujamaja bonaenneunde baneungi eopseo dadeul! Aigo ulgo isseoseo "Jagoisseo?" ireomyeonseo Geuttae ulgo isseoseo mian Naneun oneul tteuneunji soljiki mollasseoyo Nado geunde nan hwayoillari naneun oneurinjul mollasseo, naljjagaenyeomi eopseunikka Sichaga, sicha ttaemune Naneun oneul jeonyeoge tteuneun jul arasseoyo Geurae nado. nado oneul ohu 1sibane tteul jul arasseo. Geunde "geuraesseumyeon joketda" hago isseonneunde Gapjagi euntoehago sipeojyeotji? Jigeum balpyohae euntoesik Seukiseuro? rejeondeuda jJugeul ttaekkaji eumak hallago Jongsinsaneop, jongsinsaneop Mwo, hanjan halgeoyeyo? mwo eotteokaeyo Kkeunnago mwo Hanjan haeyaji Kkeunnago jjalgo ppareuge masyeoboja Jjalge hanjan haja, joeul geot gatgo Hajiman bilbodeu 1wi gasuneun oanchwireul makji mothaetda Oanchwi? Eo anmuhaeyaji Jjalgehago kkeunnaeja Oneul halgeo mwoyeyo? Haetdeon geotdeul A "DNA" hago "No More Dream," "No More Dream." A, "No More Dream" geumanhaji. yeoreobun, geokjeong masipsio! Aniya, uri chosim chatgi peurojekteu hangeoji. 1wihan sunganeseo No More Dream yeonseupanda Chosim gateun sorihago inne! Ani, eolmana meosisseoyo hyeong. bilbodeu 1wi gasuga ttak geunal debwi gogeul yeonseupanda. wa jinjja na Hyeong geugeo hyeong geugeo gasaro sseoyo 'Nan oneuldo "No More Dream"eul yeonseupaetji!' Geugeotdo utgiginhada 1wihan nare yeonseupaneun geo. jaeminneunde? Jinjja Yeonseupaeyadwaeyong! O na achime ireonagajigo gyesok nyuseureul bomyeonseo ya jinjja Nan mot jasseo Geunde jinjja daedanhada. yeoreobun jinjja Daedanhasimnida! yeoreobun Daedanhamnida yeoreobundeul Ei mwoga daedanhaeyo bilbodeu 1wi gasu doengeo yeoreobun daedanhaeyo A jinjja gongyeon neomu hago sipda igeobonikka Hoba ireonge haengbok anilkka? *Fade Out*
Congratulations! The Billboard No. 1 artist has entered! Ah, they called us the No. 1, No. 1 artist Happy birthday to you, Jung Kook Oh, thank you Hey, you have Billboard No. 1 on your birthday? That’s a birthday present you have there Isn’t it? You won’t need another present, Jung Kook This is a little bit, no way, no way this just happened? Yeah, we don’t need one. Everyone, everyone received theirs The best present is well, getting Billboard No. 1, the best present ever in my life Will the announcement be made official just today, on September 1 [Tuesday]? This is a double celebration, really It'll be announced on Thursday, maybe? On the official chart?? I think it's Saturday Hello Excuse me, but you came late to our celebration Oh, I'm sorry, I went to the bathroom. SUGA, please say something *Beep* That was an amazing speech, yeah 아Should we say something like this to a Billboard No. 1 artist? There's no space for the rest to sit, oh boy, oh boy… SUGA, the six of us are sitting before you I feel much better now Everyone, how was yesterday? I went to bed early without getting excited It’s good for our health I’m a night owl, too I saw Namjoon’s post, then took a drink and slept right away I mean, I posted on our chatroom — I couldn’t sleep a blink — As soon as I woke up, but what’s with these muted responses, everyone? Uh, I was crying — I wrote "Is anyone sleeping?” — I was crying at the time, sorry I didn’t know that it’d be announced today Me neither. But I didn’t know Tuesday was today, I’m just insensitive to time Because of the time, time difference — I thought the announcement was later today evening Same here. I was thinking around 1 p.m. I was thinking, "I hope we win", and now — Why, did you want to retire all of a sudden? Go ahead, do it now. Your retirement As a skit? That’s legendary I’ll do music until the day I die Let’s be in this company for life What, are we going to have a drink? What should we do? After we finish — Let’s drink after it’s over Let’s do it fast and quick Yeah, I think that’s a good idea But the Billboard No. 1 artist couldn’t cancel their dance rehearsal today Cancel? Yeah, we should practice our choreography Oh, then let’s do a short one and go What are we doing today? The usual ones Oh Including "DNA" "No More Dream," "No More Dream." Ah, let's stop doing "No More Dream." But guys, don't worry about it! No, that's our back-to-school project. We're practicing when we're No. 1 You're saying we're going back to school? No, SUGA, isn't that awesome? An artist rehearses their debut song on the day they reach Billboard No. 1. Wow, really cool Hey SUGA, try writing that as a song lyric 'I rehearsed "No More Dream" again today!' That's funny, rehearsing it today. Isn't it? Really We need to practice! Oh, I woke up today and kept seeing the news. Hey, really — I couldn’t sleep It’s really, really amazing. Everyone’s so amazing! Everyone! Hands up! Cosign! Ay, what’s amazing, topping Billboard? By the way, congrats Oh, really, seeing this makes me want to do a concert again so bad Hope, isn’t this happiness? *Fade Out*
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